If you are from India, when you turn 25, suddenly everybody starts asking you about your girlfriend and plans of marriage. (Now I feel this is becoming a global problem as people from Latin America, India,China, Pakistan,Bangladesh, Europe are taking some interest in my personal life. 
) Some even get married at this tender age. ;P What if you are different? Then you get advices from all corners. In this context, I am different. So when I meet my relatives or friends, nobody asks me what I am doing these days or how I am doing, they immediately ask the obvious question: Any progress in the girlfriend department. I think many of them even know the answer based on my behavior or appearance, but they do ask this question. After listening to my reply, they start analyzing my case and advices just start flowing.
Here I am going to note down few of those advices which I found interesting + funny.
1. Lose weight and get in shape. (This is fine as it will be good for my health and fitness anyway.)
2. Hang outside Physics department. Major problem is that you spend most of your time in physics. (I really don’t know how I am going to do that.)
3. Join some dance classes. Try salsa. (Now when I imagine myself dancing, I only laugh.)
So far nothing exciting, right?
4. Change your clothing style. Wear t-shirts without logos. (WTF! Does this matter?)
5. Use sports shoes only while playing. (What? I use sports shoes everywhere.)(This is my favorite.)
6. Jeans! Don’t use these jeans? Use faded jeans. (Really?)
7. Explore your chances with any random girl. (Does that work?) Don’t be so specific that she should be atheist/rational and all. (Now this is ok. But if she turns out to be religious[even culturally religious],then it will so painful for me. I might go mad if she asks me to attend any religious ceremony.)
8. Buy a car. (I hate to drive. Now you are asking for 1 more thing which is torturous.)
9. Go to off-campus housing. (Come on! How is this going to help anybody?)
10. Become a banker and make money. Everything will follow. (Are we saying that girls only look at your bank account? I’ll not buy this advice.)
11. Get the haircut.
I am going to keep on updating this blog whenever I get an interesting advice. If any of these has worked or works in future for you, let me know.
Note: Those of you who have advised me so far, I know you guys are doing this for my good. But sometimes these things sound funny too.
You left out the most awesome comment ever. Ignore it all and just be yourself. lol.
Haha. No matter what people say, I always follow what I think suits me the most. But that is not the point. The aim of this post is to make fun of people who think that I am listening.